Speculative Fact #128: So...death rays are real? And they're almost pocket size?

     So, I sincerely hope there are no super villains reading the Speculative Facts. The guys at the University of Michigan have miniaturized the f@$king Hadron Collider. That's right. You can strap a black hole gun to the hood of the car. Look, I'm really happy for all the storm troopers, and sci fi heads. But, I'm just going to sit in my fantasy corner asking for my dragons until somebody gets the message...still waiting.

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